In last weeks Sound Off, we asked what would make you get out on the streets and protest.  Our favorite answers and this week’s winners are:

3) Kaitlin: “I protest people who walk slow in faster paces situations. whether it be walking at the mall, walking across the street, in hallways etc.”

2) Brittanny:  “I would protest smelly old white men. I work in a store where 85% of the customers are old white men who never, ever shower. They smell like a dead dog that’s been sitting out in the sun for a couple of days and then had shitty toilet water thrown on it. It needs to stop. They need to learn that there is nothing wrong with a shower.”

and the winner is…!

1) Chris: This answer was just too passionate (and lengthy) to be denied the top spot.  It has something to do with All Laundry Detergent and Celebrity Apprentice, but you really can’t appreciate it without reading the whole thing.

Congratulations Chris!!!  If you want to be like Chris and go down in history as a Sound Off winner, be sure to check out our new question this Monday.