Before we get to the Sound Off winners, a quick announcement: the Sound Off will be on hiatus for a few weeks – sorry to those of you who were salivating for more giveaways next week. But we’ll be back, don’t worry.
Now on to the prizes: this week we asked you to pitch a movie that would ruin childhood for us. We got a whopping three responses, so if you answered, then congratulations – you’re a winner! However, only one person will be going home with four Paw Sox tickets. So, who’s it gonna be?
The Runners-Up
3) Grate Gatsby kept it simple: “2 Parents, 1 Cup.” Our response is also simple: eww.
2) TheOneTrueCams pitched a movie called “Tube,” in an answer that’s approximately a bajillion times longer than Gatsby’s (give or take a jillion). However, it’s no less bizarre or disgusting. To read the whole story of pizza treats, sweaty shoes and perversion at the Discovery Zone, click here.
This Week’s Winner
1) John McDaid suggests “Easy Bake,” a movie starring Andy Samberg and a phoning-it-in Robert DeNiro that takes the toy oven to new heights of hilarity (“hilarity” here being redefined as “Eh, it had Andy Samberg in it, so it was all right, I guess”). Click here to read the winning pitch.
Congratulations, John! You’ve won four vouchers to go see the Pawtucket Red Sox at any game this summer. We’ll be emailing you shortly with prize pickup info.




Was I mistaken or did you not say RUIN childhood? An easy bake oven that makes magically delicious cookies? That just makes me want a fucking easy bake oven. The only thing about any of the pitch that made me cringe was a mention of Andy Samberg.