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A man who “identifies” as a ninja was found impaled on a metal spike fence in Seattle.

Police say the man apparently thought his ninja powers would allow him to leap a 5ft fence (just 5ft?!?).

Obviously they didn’t.

Officers took the man to Harborview Medical Center after finding him screaming for help.

In a interesting and quite expected turn of events, cops say alcohol may also have played a role in the man becoming over confident and also helped fuel his ninja ideology. I have to agree. Most of my friends are only ninjas when they’re drunk.

-Nicky G