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Women should wear 40% less clothing

A new study by University of Leeds researchers has determined that women should wear clothes that show 40% of their bodies to maximize their chances of snagging men.

The findings were based on work by 4 female researchers, who observed women at a nightclub. Sketchy, much?

Using hidden tape recorders, the researchers took note of what female clubbers were wearing and how many times they were approached by men asking them to… dance/frolic/flirt etc.

So skanks are getting all the dudes. Everyone! Everywhere! Get naked!

-Nicky G and Best Week Ever

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  1. no, if you read the actual study, it said that women who showed OVER 40% were seen as undesirable, the message being one of “general availability and future infidelity”.

    the researchers said that a 40% outfit would be a sleeveless top and a skirt at the knees, or a similar combination revealing the same amount.

    Posted by what? | November 28, 2009, 2:29 PM