Hello out there, and welcome to the Favorite Topics edition of YouTube Tuesday, your weekly video countdown. As the title implies, this week’s list features some of our all-time favorite things to talk about mock: Tom Cruise, Twilight, video games, zombies, drunk people, and sexting! Let’s get started with the insanity…

Number 5:

We’ll kick things off with the first of two PSAs. This one reminds you all to be careful what you take pictures of. Seriously though, people…

Number 4:

Now for round one of Twilight. All the usual complaints aside, we think we’ve found a genuine plot hole here. Think about this for a second. Vampires (like Edward) crave blood. Women (like Bella) tend to – erm – bleed on a regular basis. Do we see the problem here? Fortunately one company has stepped in to fix this problem…

Number 3:

And now Twilight number 2. So you might have heard that the second movie came out over the weekend, broke crazy box office records, and left legions of screaming fans voiceless. You doubtless know something about the movie, or at least have seen the trailers at other movies (we’re giving you the benefit of the doubt on actually having watched it…). But did you hear that they were originally considering Tom Cruise for the leading part – actually several of them? Check out his audition tape…

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Number 2:

We have nothing to say about this one, except that we aren’t nearly this good at games or skateboarding…

Number 1:

So we can all agree zombie movies are totally awesome if rather implausible, right? Right. But this? This looks disturbingly familiar and possible. Watch out for some choice language…

Those are the top new videos out this week. Now for a throwback:

It’s time at last for the second PSA. We suggest for your health that you behave just as these comedians instruct. After all, one of them ends up being the infallible Dr. House…

And that’s all, folks! Tune in next week for more of the best videos out there, and in the meantime have a happy Thanksgiving!