Hello out there, and welcome to the Not a Bikini Model edition of YouTube Tuesday, your weekly countdown of the best videos on the web. Don’t let the title scare you – there’s definitely a bikini model involved (see? it’s a joke. wink.) But first…

Number 5:

Car companies are always rolling out concept cars to meet the needs they think we’ll have in the future. But hover cars? Functioning brakes? That is so last year’s concept of the future. Ford, at least, has taken a good hard look at what we need, and they’re rolling out the car design to match…

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

Number 4:

So the Matrix is awesome. Right? Yes, of course, right. But you know there’s at least one film snob out there defending the purity of silent film or something, so to that person we offer proof: we would not have the Matrix if we still made silent movies. Although to be fair, this is still better than the sequels…

via videosift.com

Number 3:

Molly Sims is not some bikini model. Well, not exclusively. She’s also a serious actor. See? Yeah, that’s right…

Number 2:

We don’t happen to speak this language, so we can’t really be certain. But we have to assume this is a madcap action TV show about the zany world of international relations. That seems pretty evident…

Number 1:

It’s officially time to start gearing up for the 2010 Olympics. And here at BRU, we thought we’d hold off making you feel lousy compared to the super-talented athletes and instead start with some everyman games. Seriously though, don’t do this at home, and watch out for the language here…

Dan Levy Presents: Drunks vs Highs!

We reiterate: BRU doesn’t condone drunkness or highness. We just laugh at it.

Those are the top videos out this week. Now for a throwback:

In case you somehow hadn’t heard, Sesame Street is 40 years old (just like BRU!), and its real and actual birthday is today. For the occasion, we thought we’d bypass the much-circulated censored Count and Elmo on Fire to take a look at what Sesame Street looked like way back when…

All right, fine. We’ll play the darn Count…

And that’s all, folks. See you next week for another rundown of the best videos out there.