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Howard Stern has agreed to host The Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on March 10, as reported by the Orlando Sentinel.

Four mistresses have already agreed to participate. Now we just need the other nine…

The contest will consist of swimsuit, personality and talent categories, and the grand prize, generously provided by AshleyMadison.com, a dating agency whose slogan is “Life Is Short, Have An Affair”, is a whopping $100,000!

Stern even invited Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Woods to judge, but is still waiting for a response.

I wouldn’t count on getting one.

But it doesn’t matter… I think the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant will be plenty entertaining regardless.