Hello, and welcome to YouTube Tuesday, WBRU’s weekly roundup of the best in online videos. Let’s procrastinate!

Number 5: Everything Poops

“Everyone,” as Shakespeare famously put it, “poops.” Or maybe that was someone else who said that. Whatever. Someone on YouTube decided to take that time-tested maxim to the next level. And for this video, we’re operating on the Homer Simpson Rule: if you smile or laugh, you’re not allowed to judge us for including it…

Number 4: Ugly Furniture!

This is perhaps the greatest video set in a furniture store since Flea Market Montgomery…

Number 3: The Dangers of a Live Webcast

Note to self: when conducting a live webcast, never, never, never, never, never do this…

Number 2: Violent Super Bowl Commercials

On Sunday evening, a record-breaking number of Americans tuned in to watch companies blow monumental piles of cash on 30-second advertisements. There was also some football. But back to the ads--they were a smidge violent this year. Someone took all the hits and put them together into one 30-second package…

Number 1: Snowpocalypse Now

Our listeners know that during the 95-Second News Update, we always end with a look at the weather, called the BRU WeatherWatch. Lots of news outlets do this sort of thing. But from here on out, we shall all fall to our knees in humility before Jim Kosek, Accuweather.com meteorologist and BRINGER OF DOOM…

This week’s throwback: Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

Video #2 this week was pretty damn violent. But not one of those ads can live up to the legacy of Terry Tate, the linebacker who captured America’s heart back in 2003…